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This is a Final Fantasy 9 Spoiler!! If you plan to play the game don't look below!
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FF9 Funnies

I'm just finished playing Final Fantasy 9, while I don't think it's as good as FFX it is funnier. Here are some captures and screenshots of some of the funny parts.

First there is the Queen, isn't she beautiful?
Very ugly Queen

They actually created this character you fight with. S/He uses forks and eat bad guys. When I first saw that you can buy forks in the game, I didn't realize it was actually a real weapon.
Player with a huge tongue and a cook's hat

They even put in a Star Trek reference
Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a miracle-worker! Ask someone else.

A Riverdance reference.
They do a Riverdance type dance to keep the magic storm running. (1.66meg, Divx4 video)

And of course a Matrix reference but I need to get a capture of that.

The main character, Zidane, touches the princess's butt. "Ooo, soft."
'Aaah!' 'Ooo, soft...' 'Come on, it's not like I did it on purpose.'

Another attempt to get the princess, they have to get "married" to get past some guards.
'Time of the kiss...' Then attempts to grab her in a stupid way. (520k, Divx4 video)

Here is a Quina and Vivi getting "married" too, what a couple.
Quite an opposite couple, a large person with a 2 foot tongue and a 2 foot tall kid. (355k, Divx4 video)

Likely the funniest part of the game.
'This is an age-old ritual between mail friend!' '(Tinkle)' (355k, Divx4 video)

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